SimpleGirl ♥

Monday, March 8, 2010 9:10 PM♥

Sunny Day :D

weather ish dam hot tis few days.
tc and drink more water to all mye friends, darlings and gans :)
sat mite nite, here comes a story tat dam funny?
mayb. cos its a ahgua tat kpkb me for nth -.-

Story of Nicholas ahgua :)

Nicholas : Ling ling! :) i got something important to tell you! hehes!!!!

Me : ?

Nicholas : Remember today? :) happy 9months anniversary baby! :x
remember we stead 9months ago on this very day? :)
today is our special day baby! :x

Me : hellos mr ahgua, im alr attached le. so being a BHB guy over here.
and ie brk with eu dont know hw long le lehx. -.-

Nicholas : Do you still wan to be together with me?
Or you dun wan me to be your boyfriend anymore? O.o

Me : hellos. eu dont know english izzit? cant eu read th msg again?

NEXT DAY HE MSG ME

Nicholas : So how ling? :) wan to become my real life girlfriend? :) :)

Me : walan ehh. seriously eu dont know english izzit?
wan me say till so many time. -.-

Nicholas : So how ling girl girl? You wanna become my real life girlfriend?

Me : * DIN REPLY HIS MSG *

Nicholas : Btw, you wanna be my girlfriend? :)

Me : dont wan mean dont wan larhx. ahgua eu seriously dont know english lehx -.-

Nicholas : Dun you want to be my girlfriend again?
You got boyfriend now mehhs ling? O.o

Me : arbo dhen -.- eu so gay for wad ie be with eu -.-

Nicholas : Please be my girlfriend can?

* PROVE THAT NICHOLAS ISH A HONGSTER :) *

Me : no mean no larhx.dont make me piss off.
and ie heard ppl say tat eu are a hongster sia.

Nicholas : No? -.-? Waht makes you say that ling?

Me : huh??

Nicholas : Who say i am a hongster? -.-?

Me : other ppl ? -.-

Nicholas : okies ling.I am telling you now that i am not a hongster.
Will you believe me? -.-? I am in army lehhs. How to hong sia? Omg. -.-

Me : ohhhs. sry ie cant believe in eu :) and who say in army cant hong siol -.-
stupid ahgua

NEXT DAY HE MSG ME.

Nicholas : You know ah ling, i always tot i love you.
I told myself to give eu a chance, but time and again, b4 we can even meet for a date,
you keep on asking for MONEY! Sighs.

Me : erm, ie think eu must think carefully lehx. who give who chance sia.
dont say till eu are so " WEI DA " can anot?
let nw say out all main points larhx. since eu tot eu dam fking big lyk tat.
we first dating, who pay everythings? its me who pay.
eu jus stand there wait for me to pay nia. dhen eu sent me hm.
wad eu trying to do to me? go think uhs. ie warn eu again and again.
but eu dont wan listen. msg me keep asking for s3x. and wad ie tell eu?
go geylang there find chicken rite -.- and nw ie asking for those money eu own me.
im wrong to take back mehx? now eu kpkb simi lj sia

Nicholas : Kpkb for you to just stfu and get a life la bitch.
You think i am your what? Toy? Hey, fuck off far far la slut.
Stop behaving like a bloody prostitute like ur mum.

Me : ehhh, now eu wan play till parent there sibo. if mye mum ish.
so your mum your sis your grandma all standing at geylang there leg open big big
let those tiko fk.

Nicholas : Eh ling, just stop being a bitch n spamming in my phone la.
Always ask for money for fuck? Ur whole life is BEGGING for money?
Go geylang la. Open legs better. :)

Me : erm, ie ask for money? in which way siol.
nw who own who money still step big tok till so big.
wow scary man. step 1 ah beng with me.laughs narhx.
kelian your grandma birth ish a bitch give birth to your mum
and your mum give birth to eu. so eu jus a bitch of a grandson and bitch of a son :)

Nicholas : Wow...Ask for money , then now dun admit? :)
haiis, what a poor slut. :) mayb if you fuck your dad,
he will pay you? Suck his cock bah. :) dun wan msg you le. Bye :)

Me : laughs narhx. still dont get wad ie mean?
PLS TELL ME IN WHICH WORDS IE ASK EU FOR MONEY? ohhs sry uhs.
idk eu help your dad suck his dick siol. so big uhs gay :)

Nicholas : Nahhs. :) dun mentioned it. :)
oh please,i got a pretty girlfriend. :)
at least not like some FAT slut who thinks she is so great. :)
haiis. Bloody Fat Slut.

Me : erm ahgua, eu know hw to scold me slut, bitch, prostitute,
wad else eu still know siol.
how ie scold eu after all still same words out agian.
kelian sia. your mum din sent eu for sch. tsk tsk..
so wad im fat? eu jealous eu cant be fat?
ie better dhen eu can le gay :)

Nicholas : Oh Gosh! Did i just hit you right on the spot? :)
Fat? Oh yeah,you r tat Fat :) Whyie no reply now ling? Ur fingers too fat to press
the little keys on your phone? :)

Me : ie din reply? see your msg larhx hor. pajiao.
if mye figers are fat, whyie ie reply all your msg fast? and yet eu reply me too slow.
mayb ish your hand fat bah dhen say other ppl. and ie alr im fat so?
izzit your problem gay? jus need to let eu know somethings.
your mum your sis your grandma are standing at geylang there leg open big
waiting for ppl fk them up. your dad your bro your grandpa at changi let ahgua fk.
opps. sry uhs. eu oso a gay too :)
mfg narhx. no balls still tok so much. tsk tsk
and your face fking fake can somemore soooo oily. eeeks.
dont know got watch face de ma. ask your mum dont need buy oil le.
jus get frm your face will do :) btw nw eu wan ki sibo.
come put place and time. ie go find eu :)

Nicholas : Hmm, if use your fats to burn as oil, wont that be better? :)
and oh please, did ie hear some sut barking into my phone?
Haiis. What a bitch. Bark bark bark. Come on slut, a poor CB mother fucker and beg ppl for money. Can you even run? Mayb ur fats are abit too much i must say. :)
wun msg you le slut. Bye.

Me : laughs narhx. ie cant run? eu sure ma. dare meet up and see who can run who cant run?
wan try with me? ie dont mind :) erm, sry uhs. ie din call your phone so cant bark.
ie now ish msg with eu nia lehx. whyie eu sound so piss off siol.
tsktsk. kelian your grandparents and your parents sia.
eu jus know hw to cry cry cry, walk lyk gay, tok lyk gay. ahahas.face somemore dam fking fake
jus nw eu say wont msg le? whyie still reply sia dog. woof woof :)
bark more uhs. good doggy :)

nicholas aka ahgua :)
he ish looking for a GAY to fk his ass up:)
or anyone wanna prank call him.
eu can do so :)
ie will post his num here :)
hse num : 6584 8289 hp num : 9639 5131

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